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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Who is cowhead?
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Where has Grimlock been?
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I hear them call the tide
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also one on my favorites. In fact we've probably now covered my entire joke repertoire.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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Pilau's favourite joke:
Did you hear about the dog with no nose? A dog without nose? How does he smell? Terrible!
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I hear them call the tide
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yeah, I save that one for the first-graders
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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You know what I'd do if I had a dog that looked like you?
Shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick! |
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I only came back to see if you missed me
![]() Nope - been having computer troubles. And interviews.... I HAVE A JOB! I put it in the Happy Thread. Half Term at the moment, but I've had a lousy stinking stupid stinking cold. And Mum came back from multiple trips and holidays (jealous!) and needed to catch up on her backlogged email. That woman corresponds with most of the Soth of England I think. Anyway, pleased to be back. And to be missed. |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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yay!
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Sundae!!! *cheers*
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Doctor Wtf
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Well, I thought you got tired of lumbering around and went to the gym instead...
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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He stopped taking Metamucil, now he's irregular.
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still says videotape
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Yeah, he was an interesting dude. Was anyone close to him?
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