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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Yes I will! - bit rude, so I've hidden it
Why is a woman like a KFC? Because once you're done with the legs and breast, all you're left with is a smelly box... Did you find that funny?
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obsequious purple and clairvoiant
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: North Texas
Posts: 45
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It managed to make me smirk, so we'll go with a yes
Are you aware that the Colonel and Elvis share a home in Fiji?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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No!
Is it right next door to the Morrison/Hendrix place?
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obsequious purple and clairvoiant
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: North Texas
Posts: 45
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Nope (although I've heard it's down the street from Tom Cruise's and William Shatner's digs)
Do you enjoy Jello shots?
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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Yes - they are handy because they also give your tongue a workout.
Will this thread go on forever? |
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
Posts: 7,016
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Yes, because new people will become involved from time to time.
Is this the first time you've responded to a question here?
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I'm not lurking, I'm stalking YOU!
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Somwhere over the rainbow
Posts: 70
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Not really. It would be mildly disturbing if you meant the other kind though.
Does anyone have some coffe to lend me? |
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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dunno
what is coffe?
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eats paste
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Ohio
Posts: 52
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That is the sound that someone makes when they have a cold. :p
Why is water clear and snow white? |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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No!
Am I as clever as I think I am?
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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Yes.
Should I thank you for asking a yes/no question?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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No, just doing my job
Are you having a good day?
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Elite Elitist
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Fresno, CA
Posts: 359
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No. I just worked with a guy that made me more stupid for the experience.
Are you hiring?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Yes.
Would you like to be yelled at by students, underpaid, overworked, and stressed (but be appreciated by peers and the students you actually get to help?)
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bent
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: under the weather
Posts: 2,656
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No.
Have you ever wondered if you might be crazy, but no one else knows?
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