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Old 09-07-2006, 11:12 AM   #1
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Yes I will! - bit rude, so I've hidden it

Why is a woman like a KFC?
Because once you're done with the legs and breast, all you're left with is a smelly box...


Did you find that funny?
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:01 AM   #2
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It managed to make me smirk, so we'll go with a yes

Are you aware that the Colonel and Elvis share a home in Fiji?
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Old 09-09-2006, 01:35 PM   #3
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No!

Is it right next door to the Morrison/Hendrix place?
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Old 09-09-2006, 01:40 PM   #4
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Nope (although I've heard it's down the street from Tom Cruise's and William Shatner's digs)

Do you enjoy Jello shots?
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Old 09-09-2006, 08:03 PM   #5
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Yes - they are handy because they also give your tongue a workout.

Will this thread go on forever?
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:19 PM   #6
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Yes, because new people will become involved from time to time.
Is this the first time you've responded to a question here?
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Old 09-10-2006, 02:07 PM   #7
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Not really. It would be mildly disturbing if you meant the other kind though.


Does anyone have some coffe to lend me?
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Old 09-10-2006, 08:20 PM   #8
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dunno

what is coffe?
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Old 09-10-2006, 08:48 PM   #9
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That is the sound that someone makes when they have a cold. :p

Why is water clear and snow white?
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Old 09-11-2006, 07:40 AM   #10
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No!

Am I as clever as I think I am?
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Old 09-11-2006, 09:53 AM   #11
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Yes.

Should I thank you for asking a yes/no question?
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Old 09-11-2006, 10:31 AM   #12
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No, just doing my job

Are you having a good day?
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:31 PM   #13
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No. I just worked with a guy that made me more stupid for the experience.

Are you hiring?
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:56 PM   #14
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Yes.

Would you like to be yelled at by students, underpaid, overworked, and stressed (but be appreciated by peers and the students you actually get to help?)
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Old 09-11-2006, 01:23 PM   #15
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No.


Have you ever wondered if you might be crazy, but no one else knows?
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