Oi Clod!! - Page 10

SteveDallas · 08-23-2008, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

OH OH I got it! she's writing a bodice ripper

Maybe she's inventing a bodice ripper... you know, a tool.. sort of like the jaws of life... for when you can't get that bodice open fast enough by hand. The count represents the number of transistors she needs to fabricate onto integrated circuits to get it down to a marketable size.

BigV · 08-25-2008, 04:21 PM

17,635

squirell nutkin · 08-25-2008, 08:50 PM

717.

She's up to something.

SHENANIGANS!

Clodfobble · 08-25-2008, 11:11 PM

Wait, what?

...Up to less drinking than some others I could name, that's fer sure...

squirell nutkin · 08-25-2008, 11:45 PM

I'm not actually drinking as much as I'd like, since every day is a school/work day... But a boy can dream can't he?

monster · 08-27-2008, 09:39 PM

42.

BigV · 09-03-2008, 05:21 PM

15,188 (yesterday)

BigV · 09-03-2008, 05:21 PM

14,659

footfootfoot · 09-03-2008, 09:20 PM

It's kegels, did someone already guess that?

Undertoad · 09-03-2008, 10:33 PM

That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize

HungLikeJesus · 09-03-2008, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize

Quote:

"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."

BigV · 09-05-2008, 07:09 PM

14,068

footfootfoot · 09-05-2008, 07:58 PM

Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target.

There are you all happy now? She feels like shit about the whole thing and you all are just rubbing salt in the wound.

Sorry, Clod, I just had to spill.

richlevy · 09-07-2008, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target.

37,000 hours? What did she do, run over a Republican?

Nah, it's pushups, situps, or those isometric exercises that make your boobs bigger.

Clodfobble · 09-05-2008, 08:25 PM

That's okay, foot. I'm just glad there are 500 hours in a day, or I'd be doing this forever...

Also, I'm really sorry I punched that baby in the Target parking lot. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.[/obscure reference]

08-25-2008, 04:21 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	17,635 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-25-2008, 08:50 PM	#3
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	717. She's up to something. SHENANIGANS! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

08-25-2008, 11:11 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Wait, what? ...Up to less drinking than some others I could name, that's fer sure... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-25-2008, 11:45 PM	#5
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I'm not actually drinking as much as I'd like, since every day is a school/work day... But a boy can dream can't he? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

08-27-2008, 09:39 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	42. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-03-2008, 05:21 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	15,188 (yesterday) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-03-2008, 05:21 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	14,659 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-03-2008, 09:20 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It's kegels, did someone already guess that? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-03-2008, 10:33 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize

09-05-2008, 07:09 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	14,068 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-05-2008, 07:58 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target. There are you all happy now? She feels like shit about the whole thing and you all are just rubbing salt in the wound. Sorry, Clod, I just had to spill. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-05-2008, 08:25 PM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	That's okay, foot. I'm just glad there are 500 hours in a day, or I'd be doing this forever... Also, I'm really sorry I punched that baby in the Target parking lot. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.[/obscure reference] __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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