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Originally posted by BrianR
Have you considered moving?

Nope, or at least not far. This area is where I grew up and where I'm comfortable. I actually had to look up to see where Bensalem was.

Of course, that means I have to come to terms with not having a lawn of my own to mow until I'm 40, and that's if we don't have kids over that seven-year span.