What has shocked you today?

[Clodfobble]

If you're not seeing someone making chicken salad all day, then you're not doing it right.

I think more corporate memos ought to be phrased this way.

"If you're not seeing someone order up on wogs all day, then you're not doing it right."
"If you're not seeing someone protected from mesothelioma all day, then you're not doing it right."
"If you're not seeing someone for your fear of inadequacy, then you're not doing it right."

[Griff]

*shudder*
Are they worried about somebodies flair falling in the salad? Cuz I am.