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[xoxoxoBruce]

The trick is to convince them that their little AR-15 is NOT the deciding factor in whether Hitler, Jr. takes over America.

Mine is, because it's a rare 7.62 x 39, not some puny .223 round like the Army guys. I know because I've got a lot of Army guys, Mom's always telling me to pick up and put in the box, before Pop steps on one with his bare feet. I'll save 'Merica from that Nazi nogoodnik.

I must be a child because tw and Robocop are the only adults in the whole country.

[tw]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I must be a child because tw and Robocop are the only adults in the whole country.

Clearly you are not a child. Look at the size of your penis. Amazing what .223 and and 7.62 mm rounds can do to upgrade a child into a man. Since only a man can put quarter inch holes in other people.

Clearly you are safer because your penis and holes are bigger. Size matters.

Real men have brains - and use them.