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Old 04-25-2016, 03:25 PM   #406
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Horizontal slalom?
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Old 04-26-2016, 07:50 AM   #407
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Horizontal slalom?
Good idea. When remote control drones get small enough, I can see kids having fun racing them through the links of a fence.
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Old 05-02-2016, 04:26 PM   #408
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:29 AM   #409
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Old 05-04-2016, 11:57 AM   #410
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Findagrave.

Not to be confused with FindaGrav™, which is a latenight, post-$5-buckets-of-beer-night, inter-gender party game.
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Old 05-22-2016, 04:08 PM   #411
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Old 05-26-2016, 03:13 PM   #412
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BANGKOK — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.
Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.
The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.
Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.
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Attaporn Boonmakchuay? Biting on... pulling down... Boonmakalaca! Boonmakalaca!
Thai people are stupid. Case in point; "The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild". What are you fucking nuts?
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Old 05-26-2016, 03:37 PM   #413
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Damn right it should be released into the wild. Some fucktard has probably been keeping it as a pet and let it escape.
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Old 05-26-2016, 09:00 PM   #414
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No, no, no, this is Thailand not England. They released it into the wild because that's where it came from... and may again.
Fought it for half an hour while his wife and or neighbor tied a string on it? Fuck that, cut it's head off... quick.
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Old 05-27-2016, 02:37 PM   #415
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That motherfucker has to go into a woodchipper after biting my dong.

Fuck that "released to the wild" shit.
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Old 05-27-2016, 03:30 PM   #416
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I'm surprised - I'd have thought you'd want your snake released into the wild :P
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Old 05-27-2016, 03:43 PM   #417
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My snake, sure. Not that one, though.

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Old 05-27-2016, 04:25 PM   #418
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Not one that has been trying to pull your dick down the drain for half an hour.
LOOK AT THE BLOOD!
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Old 05-27-2016, 07:22 PM   #419
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NO TEETH!!!

BAD PYTHON! BAD BAD BAD!
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Old 05-27-2016, 07:26 PM   #420
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Y'know, it mighta been thirty seconds and *felt* like half a minute.

I've been bitten by big snakes (not on my dick, however) and it's a project getting them loose. They're built to move that material down the gullet.
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