This Day in History

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

1803

The U.S. purchases the Louisiana Territory from France for $15,000,000, doubling the size of the nation.

This is obviously a lie because Clive Bundy told me his four-fathers carved out grazing land from the primordial soup with nothing but their teeth and toenails, as their hands were busy fending off dinosaurs and blood thirsty savage tribes of BLM agents.