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[glatt]

So the mother of 3 says she could really have used the £2,000. I'm sure she would love that money, but if things are really that tight for her, maybe she shouldn't own a horse. It's not exactly an inexpensive hobby.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

+10 points to footer for douche nozzle

Ha ha! The other day, in a moment of pique, I called someone a douche nozzle while the inch and mm were in the car. The inch was scandalized and as a result the mm became hyper-curious. I did some clever French etymology to allay the inch's embarrassment and then explained how it's used in the US as a shower for lady bits, to satisfy the mm's burgeoning prurience.

It is such a satisfying phrase to say.

Originally Posted by glatt

So the mother of 3 says she could really have used the £2,000. I'm sure she would love that money, but if things are really that tight for her, maybe she shouldn't own a horse. It's not exactly an inexpensive hobby.

I know, right. And no one pointed out the obvious irony of a cow owning a horse.