you are all going to hell

[richlevy]

Originally posted by Troubleshooter
Just for the sake of argument, at this moment, I'll say that Jesus, if he existed, was probably much cooler than most people deserve today.

If Jesus were alive today, they would probably ship him off to Guantanamo Bay as an 'enemy combatant'.

BTW, I did break a commandment. I purposely lied so that I could get to the end of the test. If you answer all of the questions 'Innocent', you're still going to Hell. To be sure, I went back and took the test as a Christian to check. Talk about a rigged game. I had to turn off the sound to wait for the responses.

I remember one great line from a Cheech and Chong routine. "I used to be messed up on drugs, then I found God. Now I'm all messed up on God".

I hope God never asks Kirk to fly a plane into a building.

To be fair, he does run a foundation to run a camp for terminally ill children. But of all dogooders, I think I'd rather hang out with Paul Newman.