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Undertoad · 12-13-2015, 08:53 AM

Lister: Cat.
Cat: Mm?
Lister: Did you ever see the Flintstones?
Cat: Of course.
Lister: Do you think Wilma's sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me?
Cat: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Lister: That's good, I thought I was goin' strange.
Cat: She's incredible!
Lister: What do you think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty...but I'd be thinkin' of Wilma.
Lister: This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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12-13-2015, 08:53 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Lister: Cat. Cat: Mm? Lister: Did you ever see the Flintstones? Cat: Of course. Lister: Do you think Wilma's sexy? Cat: Wilma Flintstone? Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me? Cat: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived. Lister: That's good, I thought I was goin' strange. Cat: She's incredible! Lister: What do you think of Betty? Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty...but I'd be thinkin' of Wilma. Lister: This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone? Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation. Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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