What's making you a tad apprehensive today?

[xoxoxoBruce]

glatt replies to Binghamton;
Aunt who? Are we related? Which family? Sorry, you have the wrong party.

Or

Griff isn't far from Binghamton. Ask him to go to the Aunt's house and convince her to empty her bank accounts and leave the money in a brown paper bag on Funk & Wagnall's porch.


Jesus glatt, that's the most fucked up thing I've heard in awhile.
It reminds me why I developed the policy of family don't mean shit. Being a relative gives them an opportunity to show they're a friend, but they're never automatically a friend, just because they're a relative.

At two blocks, if either of you wanted a relationship you'd have one. The only difference between her sending you, or a DC cab driver, is you may not have to show an ID... may. Now if he's not on the porch yelling for you to get off the lawn, he may let you in. Wait a minute while the HOs put a robe on, as he checks the still down cellar is venting properly so the place don't stink, and the crack isn't boiling out any explosive fumes, and...

Hmm, I'd go with, "Aunt who?"