What's mildly amusing you today?

[nowhereman]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Even fucking in the woods is off the menu with trail cameras these days.

Years back, a nature photographer friend was up in a tree waiting for whatever came down the trail. Hears voices, giggling etc, two people come down the trail with a blanket and proceed to go at it right under his tree. He said if she had opened her eyes, she would have seen him about 10 feet straight above them.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Or she did open her eyes, which triggered her orgasm.