would you rather?

[Slartibartfast]

arguing constitution with radar wins by the slightest of margins.



Would you rather (if you are male):

have an eleven inch penis but also c-cup man-boobs

or

a half inch penis but also a *very* agile tongue


If you are a woman, would you rather:

fart a large green cloud of odorless smoke when you orgasm

or

have three breasts, one being on the center of your back