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11-10-2014, 10:15 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Cereal killers
I went for a walk down the memory lane of childhood cereals.
Cocoa Puffs are no longer hollow. Rather, they're more like chocolate cheetos. You can no longer bite them in half and make little milk bowls. Froot Loops never get mushy. They're infused with metal or something so if you, like me, like for your cereal to get mushy, you'll be waiting a very long time. (Don't even get me started on what they did to Oreo cookies.) Apple Jacks no longer have those tiny bits of whatever they were that clung to the jacks then floated around in the milk, giving flavor even more flavor. I think I saw one of those tiny bits of whatever in the little single sized container of Apple Jacks that I just ate. They have killed cereal. I think I can still count on cornflakes. Unless they, too, are infused with titanium so they stay crunchy for 29 days. I haven't had any for a while. |
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11-10-2014, 10:20 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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It's not metal.
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11-10-2014, 01:37 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I used to pick the Crunchberries™ outta Cap'n Crunch Crunchberries™ cereal, and have a bowl of just Crunchberries.™
True Story™.
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11-10-2014, 05:49 PM
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Deplorable
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Dallas, TX
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You can buy a box full of just the berries now. They were watching you!
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11-13-2014, 05:59 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I coulda been rich, rich I tells ya!
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11-13-2014, 06:02 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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♪ ♫I'm all about dem berries♪ ♫
♪ ♫'Bout dem berries♪ ♫ ♪ ♫'Bout dem berries♪ ♫ ♪ ♫No yellow♪ ♫
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