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lumberjim · 09-26-2014, 10:18 PM

I can make out the word Sperm. Is the 2nd word, extractor? Is that for humans? Very short and lazy humans?
Cuz if that is what they've invented, they are crazier than I thought. Any man can have a wank finished in 3 minutes or less.

Sex is 92% mental. Even if that... Aperture felt exactly like Jennifer Love Hewitt's bedazzled vajayjay, you'd still have to spend 10 minutes imagining it to overcome the image of the nu-nu from telletubbies that thing creates, in order to get set up for business.

09-26-2014, 10:18 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I can make out the word Sperm. Is the 2nd word, extractor? Is that for humans? Very short and lazy humans? Cuz if that is what they've invented, they are crazier than I thought. Any man can have a wank finished in 3 minutes or less. Sex is 92% mental. Even if that... Aperture felt exactly like Jennifer Love Hewitt's bedazzled vajayjay, you'd still have to spend 10 minutes imagining it to overcome the image of the nu-nu from telletubbies that thing creates, in order to get set up for business. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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