Funny/Embarrassing things they say

glatt · 08-08-2014, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?"

Clodfobble: *delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction*

Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake

This is fantastic. I'm not going to go back to double check, but I think this wins the thread.

chrisinhouston · 08-15-2014, 04:44 PM

So I'm driving back from a day at the beach in Galveston and told my 2 granddaughters (age 5 and 7) that when they get home they need to take showers and wash their hair and don't forget their girly parts as they got all sandy in the shallow water.

"Girly parts!" says the 5 year old with a giggle. "That's not their real name."

"Well, no" I reply, "I mean your vaginas."

They both giggle and the 7 year old asks, "do you have boy parts Grandpa?"

"Yes" I reply.

"Well what do you call those?" she asks.

"That's called a penis"

"Well be sure to wash yours! Sand gets on it at the beach!" says the 5 year old.

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08-15-2014, 04:44 PM	#2
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	So I'm driving back from a day at the beach in Galveston and told my 2 granddaughters (age 5 and 7) that when they get home they need to take showers and wash their hair and don't forget their girly parts as they got all sandy in the shallow water. "Girly parts!" says the 5 year old with a giggle. "That's not their real name." "Well, no" I reply, "I mean your vaginas." They both giggle and the 7 year old asks, "do you have boy parts Grandpa?" "Yes" I reply. "Well what do you call those?" she asks. "That's called a penis" "Well be sure to wash yours! Sand gets on it at the beach!" says the 5 year old.

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