What's mildly amusing you today?

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by orthodoc

... Then I'd carry on without benefit of powerpoint, I suppose, or repair with the audience to the nearest bar ...

You get a gold star today doc, for using the word "repair." It's seldom heard anymore outside of the military as in "failure to repair" (i.e. meeting both conditions of being at an appointed place and at an appointed time).