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03-22-2014, 01:53 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I have probably told this one before. Possibly in this thread, even. But since I just did paperwork for a gastroenterologist, I was reminded of the time I did a deal with a proctologist.
The proctologist sat down to sign his paperwork, and when I offered him a pen he reached into his shirt pocket and said "Oh I have one already" , but then he looked down in surprise to find a rectal thermometer in his hand. "Damnit, " he said." Some asshole has my pen! "
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03-22-2014, 01:58 PM
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still says videotape
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Ha!
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03-22-2014, 03:36 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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03-23-2014, 02:31 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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03-25-2014, 03:21 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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This may take on more meaning for me in the coming weeks...
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