Random Thoughts

[Prince Of The 404]

Some random thoughts I have been having about book ideas that I want to write sometime in the near future.

Books for Children:

• Fun Facts About Crack
  
• Why You Should Kick Daddy Repeatedly Between The Legs
  
• Outlets: And What To Put In Them
  
• The Sharper The Better
  
• The Monster Under Your Bed Is Only The Manifestation Of Mommy And Daddy's Wrong Doings Coming Back To Punish You For Their Mistakes
  
  
• The Monster In The Closet Is A Idea Placed In Your Head By Daddy So He'll Have The Opportunity To Be The Hero By Making The Monster Go Away With The Magic Words "Boogie Boogie Motherfucker!"
  
• Daddy Steals Your Food When He Is Alone With Mommy While You're Sleeping
  
• If You Don't Succeed In Life There Is Always Suicide
  
• Why You Still Get Cookies From The Babysitter Even Though They Hate You
  
• Candy From Strangers: Go For It

General Book Ideas

• Thumbs Down To The Brown: A Practical Guide To Anus Bleaching
  
• The Extensive History Of The Poptart: A American Delicacy
  
• Why Masturbation Makes You Go Blind (Available Only In Braille)
  
• "No, Not Like That Stupid!": A Beginners Manual To Serial Killing For The Mentally Defective
  
• Dragon Ball-Z Shirts: Why You Deserve To Be Murdered In A Grocery Store If You Wear One Past The Age Of Twelve
  
• A Book With One Page: But It Has A Really Great Synopsis!
  
• Vagina and The Gas Mask: A Romance Novel
  
• Purple, Hard and Stiff: A Biography Of Rigamortis (pervert)
  
• Open Up And Say "AH": Why You Should Never Let A Dentist Named "Richard" Administer Nitrous Oxide
  
• The Birds Went North and All The Bees Are Killers: The Reason Teenage Boys Watch Porn and Grow Up To Be The Men Who Love It

That's all I have for right now.

.P404.