How is your stomach virus?

Griff · 12-20-2013, 01:43 PM

Mine has kicked my ass, had to leave work after an hour.

glatt · 12-20-2013, 01:55 PM

Sorry, Man.

DanaC · 12-20-2013, 03:14 PM

Yikes. Feel better soon m'dear.

orthodoc · 12-20-2013, 03:50 PM

Oh no ... just in time to share the love at the holidays ...

Feel better soon.

sexobon · 12-20-2013, 05:25 PM

Drink a pint of whiskey to get those viruses drunk, then open your mouth and stick out your tongue so they will stagger out to the end of it and fall off out of your body.

orthodoc · 12-20-2013, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

Drink a pint of whiskey to get those viruses drunk, then open your mouth and stick out your tongue so they will stagger out to the end of it and fall off out of your body.

There's the long-sought cure for viruses! Quick, patent it.

Griff · 12-21-2013, 07:33 AM

Whoa, awake now. That was quite the delirium, maybe I shouldn't have driven home from work..

glatt · 12-21-2013, 07:43 AM

How you feeling? Still queasy?

Griff · 12-21-2013, 07:47 AM

I'm being very careful, but I feel a lot better. My back was sore from so much sleep time and my head hurts but that could be my caffeine addiction. Make sure your son gets his liquids.

footfootfoot · 12-21-2013, 09:47 AM

NO NO NO

Griff · 12-23-2013, 09:13 AM

Its a regular Carol of the Bowels ™ here!

Sundae · 12-23-2013, 12:33 PM

Mum had the fabled 24 hour bug recently.
She's not allowed to have it really, being retired.

I did all I could, but just had to leave her to it in the end; I had work the next day (with food) and she's a grown woman after all.
It took her a couple of days to get over but when she did she thanked me for being so caring. And not in a sarcastic way.
Which choked me up a bit, I mean I was lying in bed listening to her cry at one point.

No sickness allowed until after New Year now. Until after 9th January to be precise

So I'm spreading loving and care and good wishes liberally around in the hope of getting a karmic get-out-of-sickness card. I've paid forward with my appalling bruised hand. Damn I wish you could all see it. I have a Technicolor Dream Hand. And aside from knowing I did it at work, sober, I can't shed any more light on how it happened.

Griff · 12-23-2013, 01:35 PM

Over-gripping the knife?

Sundae · 12-23-2013, 01:41 PM

I think it's my bash, bash, bash method of cleaning.
There are all sorts of nooks and crannies that need to be cleaned (especially need to be cleaned; no-one gets ill on my watch) and at this time of year there is limited time to do so.

Add that to my born proclivity for bruising and a dicky liver...

Of all the ways I could hurt myself on the counter, given the knives, the slicer, the ovens etc, it's almost always the bruises.
Again with the bruises, oy vey. I can say that, because I once had Sheldon (as a Secret Santa).

JBKlyde · 12-23-2013, 04:17 PM

I think it's just the ciggertts making me sick

12-20-2013, 01:43 PM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	How is your stomach virus? Mine has kicked my ass, had to leave work after an hour. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-20-2013, 03:50 PM	#4
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Oh no ... just in time to share the love at the holidays ... Feel better soon. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-21-2013, 07:33 AM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Whoa, awake now. That was quite the delirium, maybe I shouldn't have driven home from work.. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-21-2013, 07:47 AM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'm being very careful, but I feel a lot better. My back was sore from so much sleep time and my head hurts but that could be my caffeine addiction. Make sure your son gets his liquids. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-21-2013, 09:47 AM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	NO NO NO __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-20-2013, 01:55 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Sorry, Man.

12-20-2013, 05:25 PM	#5
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Drink a pint of whiskey to get those viruses drunk, then open your mouth and stick out your tongue so they will stagger out to the end of it and fall off out of your body.

12-21-2013, 07:43 AM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	How you feeling? Still queasy?

12-23-2013, 09:13 AM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Its a regular Carol of the Bowels ™ here! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-23-2013, 12:33 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Mum had the fabled 24 hour bug recently. She's not allowed to have it really, being retired. I did all I could, but just had to leave her to it in the end; I had work the next day (with food) and she's a grown woman after all. It took her a couple of days to get over but when she did she thanked me for being so caring. And not in a sarcastic way. Which choked me up a bit, I mean I was lying in bed listening to her cry at one point. No sickness allowed until after New Year now. Until after 9th January to be precise So I'm spreading loving and care and good wishes liberally around in the hope of getting a karmic get-out-of-sickness card. I've paid forward with my appalling bruised hand. Damn I wish you could all see it. I have a Technicolor Dream Hand. And aside from knowing I did it at work, sober, I can't shed any more light on how it happened. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-23-2013, 01:35 PM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Over-gripping the knife? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-23-2013, 01:41 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think it's my bash, bash, bash method of cleaning. There are all sorts of nooks and crannies that need to be cleaned (especially need to be cleaned; no-one gets ill on my watch) and at this time of year there is limited time to do so. Add that to my born proclivity for bruising and a dicky liver... Of all the ways I could hurt myself on the counter, given the knives, the slicer, the ovens etc, it's almost always the bruises. Again with the bruises, oy vey. I can say that, because I once had Sheldon (as a Secret Santa). __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-23-2013, 04:17 PM	#15
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	I think it's just the ciggertts making me sick

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