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Old 10-11-2013, 09:31 PM   #31
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seafood
right sound, wrong spelling: C-food

(btw, C can be for coochie, or clit, not c*nt, which I find vulgar. unless that works for the two of you)
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:34 PM   #32
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seafood
only if they don't wash down there... and then surely it would be a non-starter
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Old 10-11-2013, 10:55 PM   #33
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My preference is 'kiss me high and low'.

I suppose it could be reduced to "give me a 'high and low' "- but that detracts from it somewhat, I feel. Still, whatever works ...
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:07 PM   #34
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Maybe if we name it after a celebrity like "Gimme a Clit Eastwood." or "Gimme a Clitopatra."
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:37 PM   #35
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Fairy Bath
Uh...I'm almost positive that fairies don't go there.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:39 PM   #36
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Um yeah' no' digr.
[Slowly&suspiciouslywhilelookinatyasideways] I'll bet you've been in a trench or two. [/Slowly&suspiciouslywhilelookinatyasideways]
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:45 PM   #37
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Uh...I'm almost positive that fairies don't go there.
Maybe men of the homosexual preference don't. But real fairies do.
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Old 10-12-2013, 02:20 PM   #38
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Cobwebs? Damngirl.

If I get down there and I see cobwebs, I'm leaving 'em there, and I'm slowly backing the hell away.
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Old 10-12-2013, 02:25 PM   #39
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The lady asked for

a muffin-buffin'?

Ladies, is your muff dusty, musty, or just plain rusty? Well, bring it on down to Mr. Digr's Muffin Buffin'. We'll have that muffin slick & shiny lickety split. Remember, that's Mr. Digr's Muffin Buffin...Where we buff that muff 'til you say "Enuff!"
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Old 10-12-2013, 02:29 PM   #40
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My preference is 'kiss me high and low'.
Ah, the ol' hi-low routine, high and low and all points in between.

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Old 10-12-2013, 08:40 PM   #41
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Uh...I'm almost positive that fairies don't go there.
Fairy is a childish euphemism for the muff area in some parts of the UK. maybe elsewhere too.
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Old 10-12-2013, 08:43 PM   #42
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Clit-Stop
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Old 10-12-2013, 09:02 PM   #43
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clitoral (clit-oral)



ETA: If the guy didn't do it well you could call it a clitfobble ...
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Old 10-12-2013, 10:37 PM   #44
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tongue lashing??
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Old 10-12-2013, 11:04 PM   #45
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A lip sink?
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