Cliteracy

Sundae · 08-31-2013, 08:57 AM

I think I should have a sponsored celibacy/ no-flicking-the-bean-athon.
You know, like for charity.

Like for charity, but in fact just for me.
Pay me for every day I don't think about you and touch myself.

I'm so sad I've lost my sex drive. Surely someone, somewhere should be compensating me? "Had an accident that wasn't your fault?" "Been mis-sold PPI?" "Haven't had sex for so long you're worried about being cobwebby?" You know what I mean.

08-31-2013, 08:57 AM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think I should have a sponsored celibacy/ no-flicking-the-bean-athon. You know, like for charity. Like for charity, but in fact just for me. Pay me for every day I don't think about you and touch myself. I'm so sad I've lost my sex drive. Surely someone, somewhere should be compensating me? "Had an accident that wasn't your fault?" "Been mis-sold PPI?" "Haven't had sex for so long you're worried about being cobwebby?" You know what I mean. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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