HAIKU

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Haiku rocks. Haiku is the manliest poetry there is. Haiku actually promotes the production of testosterone. (*cough*)

Here are a few of mine from my website:

Help, I'm prisoner
Frolicking with ribbons and
Forced to look gleeful

Watch the fat lady
Draw circles on the wood floor
I want a tattoo

New doomsday device
No one knows how to use it
So call tech support

A belch of flame licks
The night as high waters suck
Life from the people

I don't like death rays
They make my gums and teeth hurt
Weep for me, Earthling

Stay awhile and wait
The smell is temporary
Stay out of my chair

Shout obscenities
Speak your mind, offend them all
Do not hide from truth

Excuse my rudeness
I am quite new to this place
So shut up, maggot

Crave the beef jerky
Salty, mysterious meats
Do not stay your hand

I have the Tourette's
You slimy, worthless crap stacks
Damn you all to hell

It's a puzzlement
Why is the small man staring?
Hit him with a shoe