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Old 11-02-2012, 09:33 PM   #196
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Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.

It's really just a watery Manhattan.


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Old 11-02-2012, 10:14 PM   #197
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Old 11-03-2012, 09:48 AM   #198
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Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.

It's really just a watery Manhattan.
that right there is funneh.

Plus, I swiped it.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:00 AM   #199
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Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.

It's really just a watery Manhattan.
I'm swiping this, too.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:20 AM   #200
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Oh thanks Griff, now I'm so fucking angry I'll never get to sleep.
Yeah, that is some evil shit, but we'll never get Romney's full financials so...
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Old 11-03-2012, 12:25 PM   #201
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Was Hurricane Sandy a message from God for liberals to mend their wicked ways??
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Old 11-03-2012, 12:29 PM   #202
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Gee, why didn't I think of that when Katrina hit ?
I could have had a V8.
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Old 11-03-2012, 01:18 PM   #203
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Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.

It's really just a watery Manhattan.
bwaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

and I fucking stole it too!
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:17 PM   #204
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Gee, why didn't I think of that when Katrina hit ?
I could have had a V8.
That's true. Katrina did most of its damage in Democtrat pockets such as Ward 9.

Truthfully, I was just spoofing the Islamic Clerics who are claiming Sandy was sent by Allah to punish America
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:48 AM   #205
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Was Hurricane Sandy a message from God for liberals to mend their wicked ways??
Muslims tried to build a mosque in lower Manhattan. So god washed Manhattan clean. God promised Lower Manhattan to his people. (Is that why Manhattan has so many Jews?)
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:03 PM   #206
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so, *so* funny!
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:23 PM   #207
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Muslims tried to build a mosque in lower Manhattan. So god washed Manhattan clean. God promised Lower Manhattan to his people. (Is that why Manhattan has so many Jews?)
That is our second "Promised Land". Now that it has been cleansed, we will begin building settlements
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:47 PM   #208
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I should probably fess up to stealing that cocktail joke in the first place.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:51 PM   #209
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That is our second "Promised Land". Now that it has been cleansed, we will begin building settlements
We may be too late. Rats have already occupied the Promise Land. So who are god's favorite creatures?
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:57 PM   #210
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I should probably fess up to stealing that cocktail joke in the first place.
Absolutely not, jokes are made to be told and retold. How often has anyone, other than a pro, ever told you a joke you though they made up? Not many, I'll bet.
No, if you hear a good joke, it's your moral obligation to pass it on to as many as possible.
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