Repubtards: Government small enough to fit in your pants

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Love the first two on the list

Republican National Convention Prohibited Items
As a condition of entry, the following items are inadmissible for safety and security reasons and will not be permitted within the security perimeter established for the 2012 Republican National Convention:

Weapons, firearms or knives (regardless of size)
Plastic replicas of weapons (including toy guns)
Explosives/fireworks
Baseballs
Umbrellas*
Strollers
Poles and sticks
Laser lights and laser pointers
Coolers
Whole fruit
Containers of any type (bottles/cans/spray canisters)
Aerosols
Mace/pepper spray, tasers, stun guns, or similar devices
Sharp and/or pointed objects: razor blades, scissors, knitting needles, screw drivers, etc.
Leatherman or similar tools
Whistles, noise makers, horns or drums, unless authorized by convention officials
Banners, signs or placards
Flashlights, unless authorized by the Committee on Arrangements Event Production or Security Divisions
Unopened envelopes or packages (items must be opened and available for inspection/screening)
Folding chairs
Camcorders and cases, large cameras with lens (over four inches)**
Voice enhancement devices, such as bullhorns**
Tripods for cameras**
Backpacks or carry cases for binoculars, cameras**
Any Items deemed unsafe by security personnel
Storage of prohibited items or any other items will not be offered

*Unless provided by the Committee on Arrangements or the 2012 Tampa Bay Host Committee
** Does not apply to media