Why google chrome sucks the sweat from a dead buffalo's balls

[Clodfobble]

Yeah, Gmail has my cellphone number, under the pretenses of texting me if my account information is ever lost or hacked. Whatever, I don't care. I've decided there's no point in trying to avoid the inevitable day when 100% of our information is available to anyone who wants it, and every single thing we do is viewable online. That, or the apocalypse will come, in which case my phone won't work anymore anyway, so no one can spam me on it.