Reasons to Come to America

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Theme Parks

Wooden rollercoasters would be the only reason to come -the rest is just Alton Towers on a bigger scale -queues and all.

Real BBQ

prolly a good one -I hate it, but beest seems quite enamoured

Taco Bell (what?! we don't have that here)

mmmkay....

Larger clothing sizes

yebbut only on Walmart-shopper styles....

The spread of opinions I get on the Cellar

This is awesome but........ the cellar is in NO FUCKING WAY representative of the majority of the US. That's why we like it. it's a worldly release at the end of the day. Look at us dwellars -we're all people who need a little extra mental stimulation outside our everyday lives. Most of America is sat in front of American Idol or some such. Same as Most of UK is watching Corrie. And the Aussies are watching their didgeridoos and the French are watching paint dry.......