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01-22-2012, 11:12 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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She’s single…
She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door… I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?” I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!” Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
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