my son is MOVING OUT!!! YAY!!!

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Originally Posted by Brianna

thanks, everyone.

It will be strange, for sure, but in a goooooood way. He's driven me half nuts.

A pirate walks into a bar with ship's wheel protruding from his pants. The bartender raises an eyebrow and asks, "Do you realize there's a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?" and the pirate replies,

"Of course. How could I not notice something as awkward and uncomfortable as a ship's wheel sticking out of my trousers? Jesus H Christ, Just give me a beer."