The Obamanation

[infinite monkey]

Who wrote that article, some 5th grader from Kentucky?

Today, the bridge sort of handles more than 150,000 vehicles a day with frequent jam-ups.

and

So, plans are not to repair or replace the Brent Spence Bridge. But to build another bridge nearby to ease the loads.

The bridge sort of handles 20,000 Alien Aircraft a day, also, and 154 Weinermobiles.

I start sentences with conjunctions in informal writing, and I know it's casual. I'm not trying to write professionally.

Any moron can be a 'journalist' these days.