Good Looking Politicians

[Flint]

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

But there are plenty of goofy-looking legislators.

When I hear in the news about some new guy in congress, I often say to myself "What the hell kind of name is that? I've never heard of anyone named something even remotely similar to that."

When I say this happens often, I mean often enough to trigger my spider-sense. In all other walks of life no other group of people have such a disproportionately high level of odd-seeming names. My conclusion is that these are made-up names for imaginary people that don't really exist. The world outside that which I know through direct experience is probably an elaborate hoax broadcast on television, etc.

This being my conclusion, my plan of action is to dream about Jesus until he makes the pills go away.