celebtrity bang list - Page 6

blue · 01-17-2004, 07:02 PM

Yeah, theres some guys I like to, but what I really fantasize about is Wolf coming in here, guns a blazin, sayin stand up! I'll shoot everyone of you motherfuckers short of taking my next breath.

And then she does, sparing only blue58 (cuz he's got a cute ass), gwennie,jinx, lj, nbn, sycs, & bruce.

It's a freaking bloodbath, I don't know what to do. Oh she spares undertoad too, because we need him.

zippyt · 01-17-2004, 08:29 PM

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Steve dallas said Just order some of these (warning: not at all safe for work) and tell her you need to recoup the cost of the camera!

WHAT A FUCKING MOTLEY CREW THAT IS !!!! Hell most of them look like some thing streight out of a trailer park . There are a few nice lookers , but NOT many !!!!!!
All he is missing is a cyclops and a mongaloid ( no offence intended ) !!!!!

wolf · 01-17-2004, 11:58 PM

So, where is it you're from Blue?

wolf · 01-18-2004, 12:08 AM

It's actually taken me longer to figure this out than I expected. I didn't want to just post names willy nilly. List subject to change without notice.

Kevin Spacey
Mel Gibson
Jonathon Pryce
Gabriel Byrne
Kurt Russell

Celeb's I'd do if they weren't dead (which would probably make a thread all it's own)
James Coburn
Steve McQueen
Charles Bronson
George Peppard
Jim Morrison

Radar · 01-18-2004, 10:49 AM

If they weren't dead and/or were still young....

Natalie Wood
Audrey Hepburn
Katherine Ross
Elizabeth Taylor
Lana Turner
Marilyn Monroe

OnyxCougar · 01-18-2004, 04:26 PM

(no particular order)

Orlando Bloom
Brenden Frasier
Mel Gibson
Scott Bakula
Cuba Gooding Jr.
(younger) Sean Connery
Johnny Depp (as Cap'n Jack Sparrow)

and

Janet Jackson
Kathleen Turner
Keira Knightley
Halle Berry (I think she is the most beautiful woman alive.)
Joleen Blalock (damn. who wouldn't?)

perth · 01-19-2004, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by case
Since he hasn't posted it yet, I am going to post it for him and see if I get it right:

Heather Graham
Parker Posey
Halle Berry
Biancee Knowles (from the 3rd Austin Powers)
Audrey Tautou (The woman who plays the lead in Amelie)

Thats probably in the wrong order and I am sure there was a redhead in there somewhere, but we'll see what he says.

Case did pretty good here. Dunno where she got Halle Berry, I never did like her all that much. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's really not top 5 material.

Redheads, I really can't think of any right now.

Maybe to round it out to 5, Rachel Weisz.

Case's list, as imagined by me:

Benicio Del Toro
The guy who plays Faramir
Johnny Depp
Sting (she claims he's not on her list anymore, but as a buddy of mine once said, "hell, Sting is almost on MY list!")
That guy who plays Tommy in "Snatch"

Uryoces · 01-19-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OnyxCougar
(no particular order)

Orlando Bloom
Brenden Frasier
Mel Gibson
Scott Bakula
Cuba Gooding Jr.
(younger) Sean Connery
Johnny Depp (as Cap'n Jack Sparrow)

and

Janet Jackson
Kathleen Turner
Keira Knightley
Halle Berry (I think she is the most beautiful woman alive.)
Joleen Blalock (damn. who wouldn't?)

That's a good list. I'd also like to bag Marie Vos Savant, just so I could say I bagged a supergenius.

edit: Okay, my list, using others as a basis:

Shania Twain - the lovely miss Shania "Runaway" Twain. Mmm.
Katarena Witt - Ice Skater oozing so much sexuality, they have to call the Zamboni in after every performance.
Natasha Henstridge - I don't really know why; she just does somthing for me.
Peta Wilson - Super agent or vampire chick. Yes.
Jennifer Garner - So glad she's not James' daughter.
Gwen Stefani - yes. She gets better with age. Talent and beauty.

And for the "If I were gay list" add:
Julian Sands
Jeremy Irons

TheMadDater · 01-19-2004, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blue58

See that's what I mean...Keanu, pretty boy, how about Sylvester Stallone?

Depp? How about Dennis Hopper?

I don't even know the rest of them.

Do any of you watch Dave Attel, the Insominiac guy? Thats who I look like, pretty close match actually, I'll set up a special email account so I can handle the bombardment of do me now messages.

I wouldn't consider dave chappel a pretty boy - hey look there are plent-o other banagable celebs - but celeb in general usually connotes some measure of prettiness, no?

I am not a spell checker sue me

kerosene · 01-19-2004, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by perth

Case did pretty good here. Dunno where she got Halle Berry, I never did like her all that much. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's really not top 5 material.

Redheads, I really can't think of any right now.

Maybe to round it out to 5, Rachel Weisz.

Case's list, as imagined by me:

Benicio Del Toro
The guy who plays Faramir
Johnny Depp
Sting (she claims he's not on her list anymore, but as a buddy of mine once said, "hell, Sting is almost on MY list!")
That guy who plays Tommy in "Snatch"

I don't know who Rachel Weiszszszs is, but here is my list:

Benicio
Faramir
Tommy from Snatch
Ewan McGregor
Johnny Depp

Torrere · 01-20-2004, 06:30 AM

Franka Potente
Zheng Ziyi
Cate Blanchett
[...]
[...]

vsp · 01-20-2004, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Uryoces
Katarina Witt

#include CHARLIE_BROWN_AAAAUUUUUGGGGH

How did I forget her? Hers was the ONE issue of Playboy I've bought in fifteen years. She bumps Lauren Holly off my list pronto-like.

dar512 · 01-20-2004, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by case

I don't know who Rachel Weiszszszs is...

The female lead in the Mummy movies.

Rokko · 02-03-2004, 12:59 AM

Rodney Dangerfield. Good god that man makes me hor....

um...

*runs for the hills*

Pi · 02-03-2004, 07:16 AM

It's rather difficult... I mean a beautiful person isn't the guarantee to be good in bed. So I'll post those ladies I love most :
Nicole Kidman
Laura Elena Harring
Maribel Verdú
Monica Bellucci
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

01-17-2004, 07:02 PM	#76
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Yeah, theres some guys I like to, but what I really fantasize about is Wolf coming in here, guns a blazin, sayin stand up! I'll shoot everyone of you motherfuckers short of taking my next breath. And then she does, sparing only blue58 (cuz he's got a cute ass), gwennie,jinx, lj, nbn, sycs, & bruce. It's a freaking bloodbath, I don't know what to do. Oh she spares undertoad too, because we need him. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

01-17-2004, 11:58 PM	#78
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	So, where is it you're from Blue? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-18-2004, 12:08 AM	#79
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	It's actually taken me longer to figure this out than I expected. I didn't want to just post names willy nilly. List subject to change without notice. Kevin Spacey Mel Gibson Jonathon Pryce Gabriel Byrne Kurt Russell Celeb's I'd do if they weren't dead (which would probably make a thread all it's own) James Coburn Steve McQueen Charles Bronson George Peppard Jim Morrison __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-18-2004, 10:49 AM	#80
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	If they weren't dead and/or were still young.... Natalie Wood Audrey Hepburn Katherine Ross Elizabeth Taylor Lana Turner Marilyn Monroe __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

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01-18-2004, 04:26 PM	#81
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	(no particular order) Orlando Bloom Brenden Frasier Mel Gibson Scott Bakula Cuba Gooding Jr. (younger) Sean Connery Johnny Depp (as Cap'n Jack Sparrow) and Janet Jackson Kathleen Turner Keira Knightley Halle Berry (I think she is the most beautiful woman alive.) Joleen Blalock (damn. who wouldn't?)

01-20-2004, 06:30 AM	#86
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	Franka Potente Zheng Ziyi Cate Blanchett [...] [...]

02-03-2004, 12:59 AM	#89
Rokko Fresh Incumbent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Princeton, New Jersey Posts: 28	Rodney Dangerfield. Good god that man makes me hor.... um... runs for the hills

02-03-2004, 07:16 AM	#90
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	It's rather difficult... I mean a beautiful person isn't the guarantee to be good in bed. So I'll post those ladies I love most : Nicole Kidman Laura Elena Harring Maribel Verdú Monica Bellucci Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

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