celebtrity bang list - Page 5

blue · 01-17-2004, 03:26 PM

Yeah butt....that high pitched thing she does drives me up the wall.....what does LadySyc think of your obsession with the skanky ho? ;-)

elSicomoro · 01-17-2004, 03:28 PM

Rho is respectful of my crush on Mariah so long as I am respectful of her crush on Prince. (I am.)

elSicomoro · 01-17-2004, 03:35 PM

Jimbo Jimbo Jimbo...the only way Bruce would know about the size of my schlong is if he was playing voyeur/stalker. Now, let's be real here: Bruce is the dirty ol' man. But that's only with the ladies. I really don't think he's interested in me in that way.

But he has made passes at Rho...*puts 2 and 2 together*...oh shit...

blue · 01-17-2004, 03:35 PM

Is Rho bisexual? Cause Prince ain't all that manly. Why do chicks dig the femmy guys anyway? I mean Leonardo DiCaprio? Tom Cruise? ack, spit...be more manly damnit!

elSicomoro · 01-17-2004, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by blue58
Is Rho bisexual?

No, though she does think Toni Braxton and Janet Jackson are hot. And I'd have to agree.

blue · 01-17-2004, 03:37 PM

Speaking of Bruce, the reason I joined the cellar in the first place was on account of his amateur cheesecake shots that I assumed were a regular feature here? Oh wait....was that NBN?

blue · 01-17-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore

No, though she does think Toni Braxton and Janet Jackson are hot. And I'd have to agree.

Well at least she has good taste in women.

elSicomoro · 01-17-2004, 03:40 PM

That would be the one and only Nothing But Net. What a character. Great guy. Might be able to drink me under the table. Complete perv.

blue · 01-17-2004, 03:49 PM

I love amateur photography. Especially when the photographer is a perv. I bought my wife a Canon Digital Rebel for Xmas, you think I got one nudie shot?

Damn, that's a $1000 camera and I get dick! My wife is pretty attractive see (looks a little like jinx actually), so is a little amateur action too much to ask? Even some lame glamour shots?

But no, she probably thinks I'd post them on the internet (thought maybe has crossed my mind), course she thinks the internet is the root of all evil, and I do have a history of doing dumb things, but man that camera cost $1000!! ;-)

TheMadDater · 01-17-2004, 05:26 PM

Keanu Reeves - so much so that I even own Sweet November
Johnny Depp - Since Jump Street days!
Dave Chappel - don't ask me why I just like him
Jessie L. Martin - the decetive from Law & Order - not the old guy - I'm not that twisted
Jared Leto - Lord what was Cameron thinking - from him to that dude! - lord that isn't5 justified i tell you

SteveDallas · 01-17-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by blue58

4) Any ice skater

Man, you could go to prisonfor that... jailbait city!!!

SteveDallas · 01-17-2004, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blue58

But no, she probably thinks I'd post them on the internet (thought maybe has crossed my mind), course she thinks the internet is the root of all evil, and I do have a history of doing dumb things, but man that camera cost $1000!! ;-)

Just order some of these (warning: not at all safe for work) and tell her you need to recoup the cost of the camera!

blue · 01-17-2004, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMadDater
Keanu Reeves - so much so that I even own Sweet November
Johnny Depp - Since Jump Street days!
Dave Chappel - don't ask me why I just like him
Jessie L. Martin - the decetive from Law & Order - not the old guy - I'm not that twisted
Jared Leto - Lord what was Cameron thinking - from him to that dude! - lord that isn't5 justified i tell you

See that's what I mean...Keanu, pretty boy, how about Sylvester Stallone?

Depp? How about Dennis Hopper?

I don't even know the rest of them.

Do any of you watch Dave Attel, the Insominiac guy? Thats who I look like, pretty close match actually, I'll set up a special email account so I can handle the bombardment of do me now messages.

blue · 01-17-2004, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteveDallas

Just order some of these (warning: not at all safe for work) and tell her you need to recoup the cost of the camera!

Oh my......oh my gosh.

elSicomoro · 01-17-2004, 06:40 PM

It takes all kinds to make a world...if some women dig pretty boys, what can ya do? It's really no different than guys that dig tomboys. I personally prefer a "womanly woman," but if a woman wants to be tomboyish--and if a guy digs that--that's cool with me.

01-17-2004, 03:26 PM	#61
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Yeah butt....that high pitched thing she does drives me up the wall.....what does LadySyc think of your obsession with the skanky ho? ;-) __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

01-17-2004, 03:35 PM	#64
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Is Rho bisexual? Cause Prince ain't all that manly. Why do chicks dig the femmy guys anyway? I mean Leonardo DiCaprio? Tom Cruise? ack, spit...be more manly damnit! __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

01-17-2004, 03:37 PM	#66
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Speaking of Bruce, the reason I joined the cellar in the first place was on account of his amateur cheesecake shots that I assumed were a regular feature here? Oh wait....was that NBN? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

01-17-2004, 03:49 PM	#69
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	I love amateur photography. Especially when the photographer is a perv. I bought my wife a Canon Digital Rebel for Xmas, you think I got one nudie shot? Damn, that's a $1000 camera and I get dick! My wife is pretty attractive see (looks a little like jinx actually), so is a little amateur action too much to ask? Even some lame glamour shots? But no, she probably thinks I'd post them on the internet (thought maybe has crossed my mind), course she thinks the internet is the root of all evil, and I do have a history of doing dumb things, but man that camera cost $1000!! ;-) __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

01-17-2004, 05:26 PM	#70
TheMadDater Recruit or Something Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Atlanta Posts: 4	Ahh Lust List You say Keanu Reeves - so much so that I even own Sweet November Johnny Depp - Since Jump Street days! Dave Chappel - don't ask me why I just like him Jessie L. Martin - the decetive from Law & Order - not the old guy - I'm not that twisted Jared Leto - Lord what was Cameron thinking - from him to that dude! - lord that isn't5 justified i tell you __________________ "Because there's a bastard in all of us" http://themaddater.blogspot.com

01-17-2004, 03:28 PM	#62
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Rho is respectful of my crush on Mariah so long as I am respectful of her crush on Prince. (I am.)

01-17-2004, 03:40 PM	#68
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	That would be the one and only Nothing But Net. What a character. Great guy. Might be able to drink me under the table. Complete perv.

01-17-2004, 06:40 PM	#75
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	It takes all kinds to make a world...if some women dig pretty boys, what can ya do? It's really no different than guys that dig tomboys. I personally prefer a "womanly woman," but if a woman wants to be tomboyish--and if a guy digs that--that's cool with me. Last edited by elSicomoro; 01-17-2004 at 06:45 PM.

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