celebtrity bang list

lumberjim · 01-15-2004, 04:32 PM

this has probably been done, but I didn't see it, so....

What 5 celebrities would you put on your " my spouse has to let me have sex with this person if i have the chance" list? In order of your preference if they all were available at the same time. if you're single, just assume you will eventually be married, and you'll need this list.

Brigliadore · 01-15-2004, 05:16 PM

I think posting a list like that will get me in deep trouble with HP. I already am having a hard time forgetting the one "Orlando Bloom is sexy" comment I made months ago. Every time I want to watch LOTR or Pirates of the Caribbean I get reminded of the folly I made in making that comment.
Sheesh men, you make one little comment and they wont let you live it down. Oh wait thats women.. nevermind.

Happy Monkey · 01-15-2004, 05:18 PM

So you already have two. It's just three more!

lumberjim · 01-15-2004, 05:19 PM

i was a feared of that. just don;t question HP's "integrity" and you'll be fine

Maybe if he sees other people's lists, he won;t be so rough on ya.

I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually

Brigliadore · 01-15-2004, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually

(in no paticular order)
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Connelly
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Garner
Natasha Henstridge
Peta Wilson
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Oh wait was I suppose to be coming up with a male list for me? Sorry... carry on.

lumberjim · 01-15-2004, 05:41 PM

umm.....

darryl hanna
michell pfeiffer
tori amos
jewel
sinaed O'connor

edit:
honorable mention:

gwen stefani

Griff · 01-15-2004, 07:12 PM

We have a one celebrity coupon here. Pete can do Brad Pitt and I can hook up with Halle Berry. I suspect, however, that Orlando Bloom may be supplanting Mr. Pitt. He better get off his can and make another movie.

Undertoad · 01-15-2004, 07:13 PM

Brig's list will do for me.

and do and do and do

Griff · 01-15-2004, 07:36 PM

Oops, Pete informs me that Faramir, one David Wenham is now the man. I'm thinking of dumping Halle as well but I don't have anyone qued up.

elSicomoro · 01-15-2004, 07:38 PM

Janet Jackson
Nikki Cox
Halle Berry
Jill Scott
Shannon Elizabeth

warch · 01-15-2004, 09:14 PM

Perhaps these would do tonight...

Elvis Costello
Richard Coyle
Paul Rudd
Billie Joe Armstrong (I dunno, he just is)
Sheldon Souray

SteveDallas · 01-15-2004, 09:21 PM

Hmmmm. I'm sure there's something to be learned from psychoanalyzing these lists.

Emma Thompson
Jodie Foster
Winona Ryder
Kirsten Dunst
Nikki Cox

Honorable mention: (As long as we're dealing in fantasies, why stop with 5????)
Eliza Dushku
Rose McGowan
Ally Sheedy

novice · 01-15-2004, 09:23 PM

Bush's daughter
Stella McCartney
Jade Jagger
Paris Hilton
The other one

Tell all book to follow

Elionwyr · 01-15-2004, 10:01 PM

Five, eh?

Johnny Depp
David Bowie
Jason Isaacs (but only with the Hook wig on) (in the grand tradition of "nah, leave 'em on..what the fuck, I'm paying for it!")
Jennifer Beals
Catherine Zeta-Jones

(edited to add: Christopher Walken will always, however, be welcome in my cabana *any* time)

Sun_Sparkz · 01-15-2004, 11:15 PM

1. unbeatable number one: JOHN TRAVOLTA
2. Heath Ledger
3. I dunno his name but he played Aiden in "Sex and the city"
4. Robbie Williams.
5. Prince William

01-15-2004, 04:32 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	celebtrity bang list this has probably been done, but I didn't see it, so.... What 5 celebrities would you put on your " my spouse has to let me have sex with this person if i have the chance" list? In order of your preference if they all were available at the same time. if you're single, just assume you will eventually be married, and you'll need this list. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-15-2004, 05:16 PM	#2
Brigliadore stays crispy in milk Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: A strange planet called Utah Posts: 270	I think posting a list like that will get me in deep trouble with HP. I already am having a hard time forgetting the one "Orlando Bloom is sexy" comment I made months ago. Every time I want to watch LOTR or Pirates of the Caribbean I get reminded of the folly I made in making that comment. Sheesh men, you make one little comment and they wont let you live it down. Oh wait thats women.. nevermind. __________________ I cant think of anything to put here so this is all I am going to write.

01-15-2004, 05:18 PM	#3
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	So you already have two. It's just three more! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-15-2004, 05:19 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i was a feared of that. just don;t question HP's "integrity" and you'll be fine Maybe if he sees other people's lists, he won;t be so rough on ya. I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-15-2004, 05:41 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	umm..... darryl hanna michell pfeiffer tori amos jewel sinaed O'connor edit: honorable mention: gwen stefani __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 01-15-2004 at 07:42 PM.

01-15-2004, 07:12 PM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We have a one celebrity coupon here. Pete can do Brad Pitt and I can hook up with Halle Berry. I suspect, however, that Orlando Bloom may be supplanting Mr. Pitt. He better get off his can and make another movie. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-15-2004, 07:13 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Brig's list will do for me. and do and do and do

01-15-2004, 07:36 PM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Oops, Pete informs me that Faramir, one David Wenham is now the man. I'm thinking of dumping Halle as well but I don't have anyone qued up. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-15-2004, 07:38 PM	#10
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Janet Jackson Nikki Cox Halle Berry Jill Scott Shannon Elizabeth

01-15-2004, 09:14 PM	#11
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Perhaps these would do tonight... Elvis Costello Richard Coyle Paul Rudd Billie Joe Armstrong (I dunno, he just is) Sheldon Souray

01-15-2004, 09:21 PM	#12
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Hmmmm. I'm sure there's something to be learned from psychoanalyzing these lists. Emma Thompson Jodie Foster Winona Ryder Kirsten Dunst Nikki Cox Honorable mention: (As long as we're dealing in fantasies, why stop with 5????) Eliza Dushku Rose McGowan Ally Sheedy

01-15-2004, 09:23 PM	#13
novice Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perth, australia Posts: 296	Bush's daughter Stella McCartney Jade Jagger Paris Hilton The other one Tell all book to follow

01-15-2004, 10:01 PM	#14
Elionwyr Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 89	Five, eh? Johnny Depp David Bowie Jason Isaacs (but only with the Hook wig on) (in the grand tradition of "nah, leave 'em on..what the fuck, I'm paying for it!") Jennifer Beals Catherine Zeta-Jones (edited to add: Christopher Walken will always, however, be welcome in my cabana any time)

01-15-2004, 11:15 PM	#15
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	1. unbeatable number one: JOHN TRAVOLTA 2. Heath Ledger 3. I dunno his name but he played Aiden in "Sex and the city" 4. Robbie Williams. 5. Prince William __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

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