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Old 03-17-2001, 11:35 PM   #6
Cerebus
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Your safest statement on religion is, of course, none.

Kind of like noting that the place where you live is in no way Holy Land. Because, let's face it, nothing devalues property quite like the presence of an active Deity. Between the plagues, wars, terrorism, wall-kissing, poor fashion sense, flaming shrubbery, spooky footwear, tacky icons, menacingly oversized statues, bad hair and demonic possessions, a Deity -- of any kind -- can really ruin your whole day. The trade-off in tourism really isn't worth it.

I'm sorry, but the day they start busing in deities to my neighborhood is the day I'm packing up and moving. I know, some of my best friends are all-powerful, but be truthful: would you want to live next door to one?
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