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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I have an itching deep within my ear.
I fantasise about having a long spike to clear my ear and restore my hearing. Mum and I had a conversation the other day and it turns out that what I half- remember is basically true. They stuck something long and thin in my ear because I had hard impacted wax. Later it would be removed by having my ears syringed. Now it's done by suction. On every occasion it was an extraordinary sensation, and opened up a whole world of hearing to me. But any time I have a cold, or am coming down with one (the battering my immune system gets from 30 4-5 year olds!) I always invisage a long spindly thing, spearing and lifting out chunks of wax. Maybe that's why I never developed a fear of needles.
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I have this sensation most of the time. I get psoriasis in my ear canal, so I spend half my life with cotton buds shoved down them.
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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*nods* I get eczema in my ear. Very itchy.
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