Osama bin Laden is DEAD

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Originally Posted by classicman

Frankly, I was surprised he was still alive - I thought he bought the farm awhile ago.

I thought his last message was only six months ago. Maybe longer. But his last message was something like a month after we had discussed this previously. Which means his last message was carried by a courier after his courier had been identified.

Apparently he was also using "Touch of Gray". A hair dye on his beard so that ladies swoon. It worked. His latest fling was a 29 year old. Maybe I should also use his high tech solutions. It kept him alive and sexually active for another 10 years. How many kids did he have? 15?

Anybody notice Viagra with those pictures of his medicines? Or was it his good religious life that made him so healthy and virile.