Arguments: men vs. women

[xoxoxoBruce]

Man: I feel uncomfortable when you wear those jeans in public. They're so tight I feel like every man is looking at you in a sexual way, and it makes me uncomfortable.

Come on! That line is so ridiculous it could only come from a guy that was so insecure he wouldn't have opened his mouth in the first place. It's clearly the effect and not the cause of this scenerio.
I'll change my damn pants when they're dirty. I've only been wearing them 8 days.:p