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Old 05-02-2011, 07:52 PM   #46
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Women are like cowpats.

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Who are these people picking up "cowpats" and what are they doing with them?
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Old 05-02-2011, 08:23 PM   #47
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We have sayings about where you live, too:

13 is a little young to be fucking, even if it is your bestest cousin.

By 40, the women look so rode hard and put away wet from years of popping out squawling brats and getting beat on, they do become like riding old nags covered in leather saddles and saddlebags.
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the first one was pretty funny, the second one didn't quite roll off the tongue and had a bitter scorn person ring to it.
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I think he might be refering to mine. I didn't realize age was so a touchy subject. I guess you should look at it as 40 being the start of your golden years.
If, by 'he,' you mean me then no I was referring to the poster formerly known as Shawnee123.

I think of you as more of a buttered scone person Sarge.
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Old 05-02-2011, 08:33 PM   #48
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Well gee. I acknowledged it. Let's let it seep for awhile, shall we?
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:17 PM   #49
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I will not cease this mental fight
Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands
till we have built Jerusalem
in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:28 PM   #50
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i will tell mr. undertoad about this. he will ban everyone 40 and over. you are mean to me because i am young.
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Old 05-03-2011, 12:48 AM   #51
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plthijinx - are you grounded because you turned 40. Isn't that the time we you start developing severe hemorrohoids. I imagine that would keep you from being seated long periods of time. I bet it would really be a problem if they became tangled in the foot controls
well, see?, it's like this. the hemorrhoids flared up so bad that when i got out of the plane and onto my walker, there was a blood trail. the FAA happened to be giving some unfortunate chap a ramp check and had the local authorities arresting him for chicken sex and they noticed all the blood and thought i might have been raping a cotton tail rabbit. i tried to tell them it was, in fact, a jack rabbit but they didn't buy it. they said i was talking out my ass when to that i said, no, i'm bleeding out my ass. they grounded me cuz i lost a quart of blood.
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Old 05-03-2011, 03:34 AM   #52
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SG, you shouldn't worry about a change in partner(s)...

With the pic I saw in your profile you should rack a lot of guys.
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:42 AM   #53
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I will not cease this mental fight
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:57 AM   #54
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Jerusalem!!
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:59 AM   #55
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Gesundheit.
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:52 AM   #56
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i will tell mr. undertoad about this. he will ban everyone 40 and over. you are mean to me because i am hung.
Fixed it for ya.
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:54 AM   #57
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Brain Salad Surgery?
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:55 AM   #58
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Yippee ki yay!
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Old 05-03-2011, 09:38 AM   #59
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Brain Salad Surgery?
That how we know the song, but it's a hymn of importance to the Britons.
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Old 05-03-2011, 10:03 AM   #60
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How about creating a "Golden Girls" section on the Cellar for women age 40 & above.
Dana - Bea Arthur
Infinite Monkey - Estelle Getty
Monster - Rue McClanahan
Tulip - Betty White

Just like the series, they can hang out there and discuss issues of the elderly, etc. Nirvana, I don't know how old you are but your pics don't look anywhere as near as old of the above dwellars
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