You, RFN, 2011....

[TheMercenary]

I was so pissed off. I went out to cut a bunch of over due branches from the base of our Old Growth Oak, a Cedar, very common symbiotic tree... And here I was cutting away with a chain saw, yes in fucking shorts and sanddels. Suddenly I had an intuitive thought, "Ya know I bet the snake are coming out. I should be careful." I looked down and the SOB was like 10 inches from my right calf. Freaking 16 rattles. Just ate a freaking tree rat so I guess he was not interested in a 5' 3" big fat 120 pound fat guy. Eh, went in the house ranting at the wife.... I was more pissed off than scared, shot the shit out of him... skinned him and tacking that skin on my wall. If anyone is interested in the total picture gallery drop me a pm.