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View Poll Results: Would you want me if there were no obstacles?
Yes, I am a man and I want you. 12 41.38%
Yes, I am a woman and I want you. 1 3.45%
Yes, I am a woman but if I were a man I would want you. 11 37.93%
No, thats gross. 1 3.45%
I want pensive pam. 4 13.79%
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:38 PM   #11
morethanpretty
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
 
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Originally Posted by Undertoad View Post
Moar, I'ma have to say no. Three reasons:

1) I'm J's man
2) It's creepy, according to the age-creepiness equation*
3) All that hardware in your mouth does make for some scary imagination about what kind of damage could be done.


*If your partner is not at least half your age plus seven, it's officially creepy. Hey, I don't make the rules.
You didn't read the first post:
Disregarding current relationships/age/function/sexuality, please answer this poll truthfully

Plus the hardware in my mouth causes no issues...I have been in a sexual relationship for the past 10months without a single incident.
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