Weeding Out the Baddies

Trilby · 03-11-2011, 05:31 AM

I'm trying to come up with, like, four or five questions to ask myself about another person before I bother with them and their shit.

all I've come up with thus far is

Beatles or Stones?

These have to be GOOD, perceptive questions, people! I've no time for asshole shite anymore. Let's get some good weeding out Q's together and take back America.

ZenGum · 03-11-2011, 05:38 AM

Q1: Are you an arsehole?
Q2: Are you full of shite?
Q3: Describe how and why your last three relationships ended.
Q4: What are the contact details of the partners for the three relationships you just described?

Trilby · 03-11-2011, 05:40 AM

I appreciate the sentiment that I am weeding out potential lovers here but, sadly, I am not. I am simply trying to weed out people IN GENERAL. Plus, most assholes will say they are NOT and never have been an asshole.

ZenGum · 03-11-2011, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I appreciate the sentiment that I am weeding out potential lovers here but, sadly, I am not.

Could still be a good technique, though.

Quote:

I am simply trying to weed out people IN GENERAL.

Okay, replace Q3 with "are you a person?". Done.

Quote:

Plus, most assholes will say they are NOT and never have been an asshole.

Ahh, that's where Q2 gets them!

monster · 03-11-2011, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I appreciate the sentiment that I am weeding out potential lovers here but, sadly, I am not. I am simply trying to weed out people IN GENERAL. Plus, most assholes will say they are NOT and never have been an asshole.

Questions you ask yourself about them or questions you ask them?

If asking yourself:

If we were both in the same revolving door and they were in a hurry, what would they do if I dropped a bag of groceries and they rolled everywhere?

Gravdigr · 03-11-2011, 02:11 PM

Q5: What is your annual income?
Q6: How many cars do you own?
Q7: Do they have A/C?
Q8: How loud is the stereo?
Q9: Sunroof/t-tops?
Q10: How many miles are on the car(s)?

Stormieweather · 03-11-2011, 03:30 PM

# - what three words would you use to describe yourself?
# - what brings you joy?
# - do you consider yourself to be honest/hardworking/caring or fun/exciting/attractive?

DanaC · 03-11-2011, 03:40 PM

Beatles or Stones?

Robert Heinlein or Marion Zimmer Bradley?

Camping or hotel?

PC or Mac?

StarWars or Breakfast at Tiffanys?

Flint · 03-11-2011, 03:41 PM

What does it mean to be in service?

Correct answer is: it is the highest calling.

Pete Zicato · 03-11-2011, 03:43 PM

How do they behave when they think no one is looking.

How do they behave toward people like waitresses and salespeople.

Flint · 03-11-2011, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

How do they behave when they think no one is looking.

How do they behave toward people like waitresses and salespeople.

Yes, yes, yes. How do they talk about people who aren't around?

Cloud · 03-11-2011, 03:55 PM

I think the questions have to be specific to your values to find compatible friends. Ask about things that are central to your values (assuming you have an idea of what they are). That will at least give you a starting point, but even then, they could be assholes down the line. I don't think you can weed them out from the beginning, and frankly, I think that would be limiting. Cast your net wide, then weed the stinkers out at the other end.

Trilby · 03-11-2011, 04:06 PM

Oooo - I like Dana's Q's.

good ones.

yeah, and the Ultrustic Gene...that too.

footfootfoot · 03-11-2011, 04:50 PM

1. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?
2. Do you like apples?
3. Do you want to fuck?
4. What's the matter, don't you like apples?

footfootfoot · 03-11-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Beatles or Stones?

Robert Heinlein or Marion Zimmer Bradley?

Camping or hotel? Both

PC or Mac?

StarWars or Breakfast at Tiffanys? Double feature, popcorn with real butter and jujubes

03-11-2011, 05:31 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Weeding Out the Baddies I'm trying to come up with, like, four or five questions to ask myself about another person before I bother with them and their shit. all I've come up with thus far is Beatles or Stones? These have to be GOOD, perceptive questions, people! I've no time for asshole shite anymore. Let's get some good weeding out Q's together and take back America. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-11-2011, 05:38 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Q1: Are you an arsehole? Q2: Are you full of shite? Q3: Describe how and why your last three relationships ended. Q4: What are the contact details of the partners for the three relationships you just described? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 03-11-2011 at 05:39 AM. Reason: asshole and shite looked wrong together. You know what I mean.

03-11-2011, 05:40 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I appreciate the sentiment that I am weeding out potential lovers here but, sadly, I am not. I am simply trying to weed out people IN GENERAL. Plus, most assholes will say they are NOT and never have been an asshole. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-11-2011, 02:11 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Q5: What is your annual income? Q6: How many cars do you own? Q7: Do they have A/C? Q8: How loud is the stereo? Q9: Sunroof/t-tops? Q10: How many miles are on the car(s)? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-11-2011, 03:30 PM	#7
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	# - what three words would you use to describe yourself? # - what brings you joy? # - do you consider yourself to be honest/hardworking/caring or fun/exciting/attractive? __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

03-11-2011, 03:41 PM	#9
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	What does it mean to be in service? Correct answer is: it is the highest calling. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-11-2011, 03:43 PM	#10
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	How do they behave when they think no one is looking. How do they behave toward people like waitresses and salespeople. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-11-2011, 03:55 PM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I think the questions have to be specific to your values to find compatible friends. Ask about things that are central to your values (assuming you have an idea of what they are). That will at least give you a starting point, but even then, they could be assholes down the line. I don't think you can weed them out from the beginning, and frankly, I think that would be limiting. Cast your net wide, then weed the stinkers out at the other end. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-11-2011, 04:06 PM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Oooo - I like Dana's Q's. good ones. yeah, and the Ultrustic Gene...that too. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-11-2011, 04:50 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	1. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party? 2. Do you like apples? 3. Do you want to fuck? 4. What's the matter, don't you like apples? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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