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Old 02-28-2011, 09:58 AM   #16
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Hihi....I need this today. Here goes:

An ex, broke up with me via email, said I can call to talk but didn't pick up my phone calls. After 2 years, I emailed cuz I didn't want to think back to something sour (please spare the judgements on me. ) He was nice but after a few emails, he just stopped replying. WTF? I was trying to be nice, I don't want to get back together.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:05 AM   #17
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Please to judge my hard heart and , I mean humor. Shoe me, I mean, show me, the arrow of my wheys...ahem, the error of my ways.
sarcastic sense of homer? WTF is that?
No hard heart at all. I expected nothing different from you. Your opinion of me has no validity in my life, nor mine in yours, I'm sure. Funny how you find it so easy to see only what you want to see regarding my posts this year. You conveniently missed reality though. Thats ok. See whatever you want.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:07 AM   #18
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Um, what?
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:08 AM   #19
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Hihi....I need this today. Here goes:

An ex, broke up with me via email, said I can call to talk but didn't pick up my phone calls. After 2 years, I emailed cuz I didn't want to think back to something sour (please spare the judgements on me. ) He was nice but after a few emails, he just stopped replying. WTF? I was trying to be nice, I don't want to get back together.
He's bipolar and needs to be on antidepressant medication. he's just in denial about it and you are the messenger he is shooting. Also, his penis is crooked and he's been putting it places you don't want to think about. And that on top of the fact that he can't organize his sock drawer never mind a coherent thought. He needs a good slap with a wet kipper and be made to realize that it's entirely his fault that Nirvana's rellies' baby shower invites are all fucked up.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:09 AM   #20
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Um, what?
I was recycling

#antidepressantthread
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:10 AM   #21
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Oh crap, my heart just stopped for a minute.

(note to self: recognize homer.)

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Old 02-28-2011, 10:12 AM   #22
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Please to judge my hard heart and sarcastic sense of homer, I mean humor. Shoe me, I mean, show me, the arrow of my wheys...ahem, the error of my ways.
Your puns are puny, your humor is homo, and your shoes are shilly. You need to bland up and make sure you include the "looks see i just told a joke" after the punchline. Nobody likes a smartarse who thinks their humor is so freaking special that it doesn't need pointing out with fluorescent pink highlighter.

And now you've been judged.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:13 AM   #23
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Oh crap, my heart just stopped for a minute.

(note to self: recognize homer.)
sorry
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:15 AM   #24
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(slinks away in shame...or would if she had any shame glands.)

Homer isn't teh ghey.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:16 AM   #25
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No solly needed. I needed the jump start.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:18 AM   #26
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OK, I have the tax return, but this is a generic. where's the prepinted one for my organization? the pile I last saw it in isn't there any more, and neither is the bag/file it might be in. i knew I should never have tried to make my desk more organized -now I can't find anything
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:21 AM   #27
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aha! I have it.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:22 AM   #28
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I'm failing in my procrastination today. Although i haven't actually started on the form yes and it must be filed today
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:01 AM   #29
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He's bipolar and needs to be on antidepressant medication. he's just in denial about it and you are the messenger he is shooting. Also, his penis is crooked and he's been putting it places you don't want to think about. And that on top of the fact that he can't organize his sock drawer never mind a coherent thought. He needs a good slap with a wet kipper and be made to realize that it's entirely his fault that Nirvana's rellies' baby shower invites are all fucked up.
Thank you...
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:29 AM   #30
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The form is ready to mail. Obviously this is the cure for procrastination.
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