I Shouldn't Judge You But I Will - Page 2

Tulip · 02-28-2011, 09:58 AM

Hihi....I need this today.

Here goes:

An ex, broke up with me via email, said I can call to talk but didn't pick up my phone calls. After 2 years, I emailed cuz I didn't want to think back to something sour (please spare the judgements on me.

) He was nice but after a few emails, he just stopped replying. WTF? I was trying to be nice, I don't want to get back together.

monster · 02-28-2011, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulip

Hihi....I need this today.

Here goes:

An ex, broke up with me via email, said I can call to talk but didn't pick up my phone calls. After 2 years, I emailed cuz I didn't want to think back to something sour (please spare the judgements on me.

) He was nice but after a few emails, he just stopped replying. WTF? I was trying to be nice, I don't want to get back together.

He's bipolar and needs to be on antidepressant medication. he's just in denial about it and you are the messenger he is shooting. Also, his penis is crooked and he's been putting it places you don't want to think about. And that on top of the fact that he can't organize his sock drawer never mind a coherent thought. He needs a good slap with a wet kipper and be made to realize that it's entirely his fault that Nirvana's rellies' baby shower invites are all fucked up.

Tulip · 02-28-2011, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

He's bipolar and needs to be on antidepressant medication. he's just in denial about it and you are the messenger he is shooting. Also, his penis is crooked and he's been putting it places you don't want to think about. And that on top of the fact that he can't organize his sock drawer never mind a coherent thought. He needs a good slap with a wet kipper and be made to realize that it's entirely his fault that Nirvana's rellies' baby shower invites are all fucked up.

Thank you...

monster · 02-28-2011, 09:50 AM

OK. we can breathe. I started the task, and the tax return is due today, not two weeks ago. here's hoping it's a doddle....

Shawnee123 · 02-28-2011, 09:51 AM

Please to judge my hard heart and sarcastic sense of homer, I mean humor. Shoe me, I mean, show me, the arrow of my wheys...ahem, the error of my ways.

monster · 02-28-2011, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Please to judge my hard heart and , I mean humor. Shoe me, I mean, show me, the arrow of my wheys...ahem, the error of my ways.

sarcastic sense of homer? WTF is that?
No hard heart at all. I expected nothing different from you. Your opinion of me has no validity in my life, nor mine in yours, I'm sure. Funny how you find it so easy to see only what you want to see regarding my posts this year. You conveniently missed reality though. Thats ok. See whatever you want.

monster · 02-28-2011, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Please to judge my hard heart and sarcastic sense of homer, I mean humor. Shoe me, I mean, show me, the arrow of my wheys...ahem, the error of my ways.

Your puns are puny, your humor is homo, and your shoes are shilly. You need to bland up and make sure you include the "looks see i just told a joke" after the punchline. Nobody likes a smartarse who thinks their humor is so freaking special that it doesn't need pointing out with fluorescent pink highlighter.

And now you've been judged.

Nirvana · 02-28-2011, 09:56 AM

Why am I seeing Monster in a Lucy type booth with a sign, Judgmental Bitch Judgments $5

Shawnee123 · 02-28-2011, 10:07 AM

Um, what?

monster · 02-28-2011, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Um, what?

I was recycling

#antidepressantthread

Shawnee123 · 02-28-2011, 10:10 AM

Oh crap, my heart just stopped for a minute.

(note to self: recognize homer.)

monster · 02-28-2011, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Oh crap, my heart just stopped for a minute.

(note to self: recognize homer.)

sorry

Shawnee123 · 02-28-2011, 10:15 AM

(slinks away in shame...or would if she had any shame glands.)

Homer isn't teh ghey.

Shawnee123 · 02-28-2011, 10:16 AM

No solly needed. I needed the jump start.

monster · 02-28-2011, 10:18 AM

OK, I have the tax return, but this is a generic. where's the prepinted one for my organization? the pile I last saw it in isn't there any more, and neither is the bag/file it might be in. i knew I should never have tried to make my desk more organized -now I can't find anything

02-28-2011, 09:50 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OK. we can breathe. I started the task, and the tax return is due today, not two weeks ago. here's hoping it's a doddle.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-28-2011, 09:51 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Please to judge my hard heart and sarcastic sense of homer, I mean humor. Shoe me, I mean, show me, the arrow of my wheys...ahem, the error of my ways. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-28-2011, 09:56 AM	#8
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Why am I seeing Monster in a Lucy type booth with a sign, Judgmental Bitch Judgments $5 __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-28-2011, 10:07 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Um, what? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-28-2011, 10:10 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh crap, my heart just stopped for a minute. (note to self: recognize homer.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-28-2011, 09:58 AM	#1
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Hihi....I need this today. Here goes: An ex, broke up with me via email, said I can call to talk but didn't pick up my phone calls. After 2 years, I emailed cuz I didn't want to think back to something sour (please spare the judgements on me. ) He was nice but after a few emails, he just stopped replying. WTF? I was trying to be nice, I don't want to get back together.

02-28-2011, 10:15 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	(slinks away in shame...or would if she had any shame glands.) Homer isn't teh ghey. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-28-2011, 10:16 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No solly needed. I needed the jump start. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-28-2011, 10:18 AM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OK, I have the tax return, but this is a generic. where's the prepinted one for my organization? the pile I last saw it in isn't there any more, and neither is the bag/file it might be in. i knew I should never have tried to make my desk more organized -now I can't find anything __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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