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Old 01-25-2011, 11:50 AM   #1
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Tulip, when he wants you to tend to his coffee machine just give him a withering, sarcastic look and ask him "What's my last name? Is it Starbucks? No, it isn't." Then walk away. (This won't work if your last name is Starbucks, however.)
Uh....it's his machine at his place. I just go over there to get myself coffee. Oh yeah, his beans too. I haven't chipped in a dime!
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Old 01-25-2011, 12:01 PM   #2
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Uh....it's his machine at his place. I just go over there to get myself coffee. Oh yeah, his beans too. I haven't chipped in a dime!
Ha! Then you will have to add the swagger of entitlement to your routine. Is he a younger brother or older brother? Either way you can use the angle to your advantage, if he's older then he needs to take care of you, his defenseless younger sister, if he's younger then he needs to show proper respect.
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Old 01-26-2011, 08:29 AM   #3
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Ha! Then you will have to add the swagger of entitlement to your routine. Is he a younger brother or older brother? Either way you can use the angle to your advantage, if he's older then he needs to take care of you, his defenseless younger sister, if he's younger then he needs to show proper respect.
He's older and he has every right to yell at me and I can't yell back because that would be disrespectful. It sucks being Asian sometimes. Besides, I am not a defenseless younger sister, I'm a 40 yr. old woman who's going over to his place and smooching off his coffee.
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Old 01-26-2011, 09:43 AM   #4
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He's older and he has every right to yell at me and I can't yell back because that would be disrespectful. It sucks being Asian sometimes. Besides, I am not a defenseless younger sister, I'm a 40 yr. old woman who's going over to his place and smooching off his coffee.
Smooching=kissing
Mooching=borrowing without intent to repay

Even if you are a woman of a certain age, you'll always be his kid sister.
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Old 01-26-2011, 09:45 AM   #5
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Smooching=kissing
Mooching=borrowing without intent to repay

Even if you are a woman of a certain age, you'll always be his kid sister.
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Old 01-26-2011, 10:06 AM   #6
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Smooching=kissing
Mooching=borrowing without intent to repay

Even if you are a woman of a certain age, you'll always be his kid sister.
Hahah....thanks for the clarification, Foot. I actually looked up the phrase "smooching off someone" because it didn't sound totally right to me. There were several results ppl defining it as "mooching off other ppl."
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