A strange and terrible weekend

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by hot_pastrami

"Snacks?" Hah! Wee little "snacks" are for sissies. My brother and I, on two occasions, have smuggled pairs of large pizzas into a movie, just for the sport of it. It's big fun, and you get some interesting reactions from fellow movie-goers when they smell pizza and see the bounty that has been secreted into the theater. Har!

Best I ever smuggled was a liter soda and a foot long hero with all the fix'ens. I do it on principle as I am offended by overpriced movie food.
I've also smuggled in White Castles, Big Macs, chicken parm sandwich, I make it a point to always walk in with some food.

But dammit, I never took in a whole pie! Now don't tell me how you did it, cuz I'm gunna figure it out and do it myself when I go see Return of the King!