|
Image of the Day Images that will blow your mind - every day. [Blog] [RSS] [XML] |
|
Thread Tools | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
10-17-2010, 11:08 PM | #1 | |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Oct 18, 2010: Swag Stash
OK, now all parents please leave this thread, now.
As a matter of fact, all adults please leave this thread. Are they gone, kids? Yes? Good. Now I want to set ya straight, and I wouldn’t bullshit ya, ‘cause were bestest friends, right? Cool, now Hallowe’en is coming up and that’s the big candy score, so ya gotta be prepared. I know I know, Christmas and Easter there’s a lot of candy around, but the big people are in control. Hallowe’en is different, you get to control how much candy you can grab for your own, no sharesies. First thing is, ya probably won’t be able to make trips. Nope, one shot is all you’ll get, make it count. That means your swag stash has gotta be the best. Lookie here... Now over at myscienceproject they did this all scientifical... Quote:
See, loft and spatial distribution, told ya it was scientifical. The pillowcase is king! The next thing is, don’t bring it all home. The big people will freak out about sugar, and start rationing, you know, you’ve heard it all before. Then when ya go to bed, they eat all your good shit, like they think ya won’t notice a few pieces. But those few pieces are always the chocolate bars, the big bullies. So hide half in the shed, or someplace, but make sure the rats and squirrels can’t get it, they’re worse than the big people. OK, now you’re all set, and don’t tell the big people about this... you know, like before. That worked out ok, didn’t it? I mean everything healed ok and all, right? Cool.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
|
10-18-2010, 05:24 AM | #2 |
Professor
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,911
|
Oh and kids go to your Dads pants hanging over the chair and get out his wallet. Tell us what the pretty raised numbers on the nice plastic cards are.
|
10-18-2010, 08:27 AM | #3 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
|
If I had feelings, they'd be hurt.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
10-18-2010, 08:40 AM | #4 | |
Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
|
Quote:
__________________
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you. |
|
10-18-2010, 10:10 AM | #6 |
Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
|
You assume I wear pants. ;-)
__________________
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you. |
10-18-2010, 02:18 PM | #7 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
If you had a chance, you grab that candy. I'm wise to you bushy tail varmints.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
10-18-2010, 04:00 PM | #8 |
*No known superpowers.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Oregon
Posts: 48
|
Wait, wait, wait... The largest container holds the most candy? That is shocking information!
__________________
Super perfundo on the early eve of your day. |
10-18-2010, 08:18 PM | #9 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
It's how much more, that naive kiddies have to be taught.
The one that surprised me was the standard paper grocery bag held more than the 5 gallon bucket. I'd have bet money the other way.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
10-18-2010, 11:58 PM | #10 |
Complex Simpleton
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Lathrop, CA
Posts: 18
|
When I was a kid, my brother and sisters always used pillow cases to hold our candy.
Also back then on October 30, we called it "beggars night" and we did haul in a lot of candy that night as well. Probably the reason we thought of using pillow cases! Edit: I just burst out laughing at Slothboy's reply. It made me recall a story my father told me once: During one Halloween, he started to run out of candy. So at that point, he would put one piece of candy in a kids bag, kinda like hiding it, and then when he put it in the bag, he would thump it, so the kid thought he was getting a large treat!
__________________
"More hay, Trigger? No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!" Last edited by Char*Pntr; 10-19-2010 at 12:05 AM. Reason: Additional info |
10-19-2010, 05:31 AM | #11 | |
Professor
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,911
|
Quote:
|
|
10-19-2010, 08:45 AM | #12 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
@Char*Pntr... It was called "mischief night" up home.
@Spuck... Man, that's dangerous. Your brother could have gotten steamed like a clam.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
10-20-2010, 04:41 AM | #13 |
Professor
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,911
|
|
10-20-2010, 05:47 AM | #14 |
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
|
Finally! some information I can use!
__________________
In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
10-20-2010, 08:40 AM | #15 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Don't forget pillowcases can double as leprechaun catchers too, then you'll have some lucky charms, to sprinkle your candy on. Remember, the angel said you can't eat too much sugar.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|