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Old 10-05-2010, 09:21 AM   #16
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Interesting, given that nearly everything (except for the occasional recipe) I'm copying is a medical record.

The nuthouse's IT guy (who is a legacy hire, has a degree in photojournalism or something, and until the nuthouse gave him a laptop didn't even own a home computer) is probably completely clueless about this.
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Old 10-05-2010, 10:35 AM   #17
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A friend of mine got fired for xeroxing her boobs on the company machine. She got busted because she left the original in the machine...
Did she leave her right one in there too?
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Old 10-05-2010, 09:25 PM   #18
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@ Pete, See, it was originally a blond joke, right? and the implication is that she was SO blond that she forgot the original, and just lay there on the glass until someone came in and saw that she was still there...

I swear to FSM I am going to stop with the jokes around here.
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Old 10-05-2010, 10:08 PM   #19
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A friend of mine got fired for xeroxing her boobs on the company machine. She got busted because she left the original in the machine...
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Did she leave her right one in there too?
Apparently it is a good idea to have a spare set safely stashed somewhere.
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Old 10-05-2010, 10:11 PM   #20
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@ Pete, See, it was originally a blond joke, right? and the implication is that she was SO blond that she forgot the original, and just lay there on the glass until someone came in and saw that she was still there...

I swear to FSM I am going to stop with the jokes around here.
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Old 10-06-2010, 07:27 AM   #21
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I swear to FSM I am going to stop with the jokes around here.
I thought it was very funny. Sorry for not throwing a couple of LOLs your way.
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Old 10-06-2010, 08:33 AM   #22
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I thought it was very funny. Sorry for not throwing a couple of LOLs your way.
Nah, there's no need for that, it's the explanations that bum my stone
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Old 10-06-2010, 08:44 AM   #23
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@ Pete, See, it was originally a blond joke, right? and the implication is that she was SO blond that she forgot the original, and just lay there on the glass until someone came in and saw that she was still there...

I swear to FSM I am going to stop with the jokes around here.
No! Don't stop with the jokes. You're really funny most of the time.

This, however, was not one of those times.

Ba DUM dum!

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Old 10-06-2010, 10:23 AM   #24
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Don't explain, they get it or the don't.
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Old 10-06-2010, 05:04 PM   #25
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well I made 5,000 copies today. and the day's not over yet. they don't call me the Copy Queen for nothin!
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:37 PM   #26
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well I made 5,000 copies today. and the day's not over yet. they don't call me the Copy Queen for nothin!
Reminded me of a couple of lines from an old western. Cowboy says, "They don't call me speedy for nothin'". Dance hall girl looks at him meaningfully and says, "I hope they don't call you speedy for everything."

Anybody remember what movie that's from?
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:08 AM   #27
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Reminded me of a couple of lines from an old western. Cowboy says, "They don't call me speedy for nothin'". Dance hall girl looks at him meaningfully and says, "I hope they don't call you speedy for everything."

Anybody remember what movie that's from?
I should ask my friends, a married couple. If the TV is on and there is no football...it's Westerns...all the time! I have seriously never seen them watch anything else.

Can you give a hint? I love trivia games.
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:29 AM   #28
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it's gotta be a Mae West line, so I'll guess it's a WC Fields movie. My Little Chickadee?
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:40 AM   #29
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well I made 5,000 copies today. and the day's not over yet. they don't call me the Copy Queen for nothin!
I didn't know there was a copy festival.
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:13 PM   #30
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Anybody remember what movie that's from?
If it wasn't in, it should have been in Blazing Saddles.
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