Humor...I Need Humor...

GunMaster357 · 09-21-2010, 07:22 AM

Five surgeons are discussing while taking a meal together:
1st: "I love to open accountants. Everything inside is numbered."
2nd: "You should see electricians. All the parts are color coded. You can't get wrong."
3rd: "As for myself, I prefer librarians. It's all sorted by alphabetical order."
4th (laughing): "I like mechanics. They understand why you still have bits and pieces around after you have finished the job."
5th: "Actually, the easiest guys to open are the politicians. No heart, no brain, no spine. Best of all, head and asshole are interchangeable."

09-21-2010, 07:22 AM	#11
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Five surgeons are discussing while taking a meal together: 1st: "I love to open accountants. Everything inside is numbered." 2nd: "You should see electricians. All the parts are color coded. You can't get wrong." 3rd: "As for myself, I prefer librarians. It's all sorted by alphabetical order." 4th (laughing): "I like mechanics. They understand why you still have bits and pieces around after you have finished the job." 5th: "Actually, the easiest guys to open are the politicians. No heart, no brain, no spine. Best of all, head and asshole are interchangeable." __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

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